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I have a new-found love for broccoli.

battlereadyprince:

monk-of-space:

a motorcycle gang made up of ancient bisexual norse monarchs: the bikings

I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS POST IS 4 PUNS IN ONE OH MY GODDDDD

omnistab:

oops

dggus:

i talk a lot of shit for someone who can’t choose rude dialogue options in games because i’m scared of hurting a characters feelings

chodeboy:

christian couples calling eachother fetus instead of baby bc to them it’s the same thing

tarclis:

my sisters dad opened the freezer and a blob of ice fell on his foot and hurt him and he was like yelling and hopping and shit and I was like hey maybe you should put some ice on that

Alien woman about Jim Kirk: “He’s gone to the medical lab. He’s trying to communicate with the Vulcan. …This species is capable of much affection. I wonder if they will demonstrate it to us.”

-snickers loudly-

fenrispenris replied to your post: Did any of you ever have a dream so in…

all the time lately, I keep having dreams in like trilogys too

yeah ikr, they’re like super complex stories with backgrounds and characters and I’m just like ‘where is this coming from even’???? XD